Walking down the street and I see some kid shaking violently so I asked if he was okay and he said 5 minutes ago he got jumped by three dudes and they burned him with their cigs on his arm so I gave him my water bottle and smoked him up til he was calm. My good deed of the day.

We should get jerseys, ‘cause we make a good team, but yours would look better, ‘cause you’re out of my league.